Technical Hearing


这次是熊咬第一次在听证会上当witness,讲testimony。一切都很新鲜,做的还不错,老板和律师们都很满意。总结一下几个笑话吧。

1、因为以前的Commission Chair是M女士,大家都叫她Madam Chair。后来M退休了,换了P男士当Commission Chair,有一个律师就是改不了口。一张嘴就说,Thank you Madam Chair….Yes Madam Chair…Sure Madam Chair…..You’re welcome Madam Chair…Commissioner P 彻底郁闷了。这位律师最后发誓说,I promise I won’t do it again, Madam!

2、还有一位律师说,Chair请你remind me of checking this later. Chair说sure, please remind me to remind you….

3、再有一位律师说话太慢了,Commissioner K急了,说我们要不给你用上jeopardy clock吧?律师超级慢超级慢超级慢的语速说,我这已经是加速了啦!

4、Commission Chair 按照顺序问各个机构的律师意见,”Do you have any opinions about this?“一个一个问,可是中途不小心落下了一个律师R,R举手说,你还没问我do you have any opinions呢!Chair赶紧道歉,说,sorry, do you have any opinions吗?R说,哦,我就想告诉你,I don’t have any opinions.

5、一个证人有博士头衔,他的代表律师称他Dr. 某某,对手律师开始发问的时候,故意不叫他Dr.某某,只叫他Mr.某某。这边律师气不过,说,请称呼我们的证人Dr.!那边律师装傻,what?He is not a Mr.????

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